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When your crush looks at you and smile:
And you’re like:
Then you go on with the rest of your day feeling like:
Source: dreamingbella
Look at the girl in the background
“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
Source: takinoverswag
Everything is Batman: rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so...
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
Source: rubywhiterabbit
“What if power came at a cost to the individual? The average American consumes 3383kwh of energy per year. That’s equivalent to leaving the light on in 4 rooms for a whole year. The simple flick of a switch allows us to power appliances and gadgets 24/7 without a thought to where it comes from and the cost to the environment. For the lamp to work one breaks the top off, dissolves the powder, and uses their own blood to power a simple light. By creating a lamp that can only be used once, the user must consider when light is needed the most, forcing them to rethink how wasteful they are with energy, and how precious it is.” - Mike Thomson
(via hexington)
Source: dornob.com
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
HOLY MOTHER OF F IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL
DO I HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH
nO
I have a cousin who runs a window installation business, I need to do this to him XD
(via andallthatfunstuff)
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
Go The Fuck To Sleep - by Nick Fury.
The hawks have nestled into their trees. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, Clint. Please go the fuck to sleep.
The windows are dark in Stark Tower, Tony The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the soldiers who crawl, run, and creep. I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying! Lie the fuck down, Steve, and sleep.
The draft whispers through the test tubes, Bruce, The field mice, they make not a peep. It’s been thirty-eight minutes already Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the kids from Asgard are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, Thor, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops Through the air, they soar and they sweep A hot crimson rage the color of your hair fills my heart, Natasha. For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring. Wrapped in a big snuggly heap How is it that you all can do all this other great shit But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
The seeds slumber beneath the earth now And the crops that the farmers will reap No more questions, Steve. This interview’s over I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle The sparrow has silenced her cheep. Fuck Mjolnir, I’m not getting you shit Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
The flowers doze low in the meadows And high on the mountains so steep My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass director Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.
The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever, I’ll bring you some scotch. Who the fuck cares, Tony? You’re not gonna sleep.
Bleary and dazed I awaken To find you guys have shut your eyes, so I keep My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away And pray that you’re fucking asleep.
I’m finally reviewing files in my office; shawarma warming in the microwave. Beep. Oh shit. Goddamn it. You’ve gotta be kidding. Come on, go the fuck back to sleep.
(via gothamcityneedsahero)
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A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)
Source: headlikeanorange
